Latest Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi & English

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Latest Funny Whatsapp Status in Hindi & English:

  • Hey there whatsapp is using me.

  • गाली देने से इतनी लड़ाई नहीं होती जितना LAST SEEN देखर होती है|

  • बचपन में हमें जितना बुखार आता था, आजकल उससे ज्यादा बच्चो के NUMBERS आते है 95.9 98.8.

  • iPhone 7 lagataar 7th aisa phone hai jo mere pass nahi hai.

  • लड़कियाँ कहती हैं कि सभी लड़के Pagal होते है,फिर कहती हैं “हम लड़कों से कम हैं क्या ?

  • Hum Sarif bache hai Janaab !! Jab tak maa jagne ke liye na bole majaal hai jo apni Ankh bhi khol de.

  • I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?

  • Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside.

  • HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to U, why the hell are you reading my status?

  • I always dream of being a millionaire like my Uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

  • Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

  • बेटी बचाओ, बेटी पढ़ाओ, और ..इनको ढंग की DRIVING भी सिखाओ…..बाल बाल बचा हूँ अभी.

  • Cell phones these days keep getting thinner & smarter… People the opposite.

  • Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.

  • Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their Age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

  • प्यार हो तो Bluetooth के जैसा पास रहे तो Connected, दूर गये तो “SEARCHING FOR NEW DEVICE”

  • Excuse me … Plesae empty your pockets … I think you stole my heart.

  • I always learn from mistake of others who take my Advice 🙂

  • Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other’s phones

  • GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

  • Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

  • KABHI कोई लड़की तुम्हे भाई कह के बोल दे तो बुरा MATT मानना, बस एक थप्पड़ लगाना OR बोलना इधर KYA कर रही हो.

  • C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂

  • Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

  • If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

  • Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

  • “दुनिया की सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ.. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ …”

  • When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

  • Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

  • I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

  • Marriage means silent suicide.

  • My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

  • “गर्मी की तो हद ही हो गयी…अब तो मच्छर भी कान K पास आकर पूछता है,भाई खून ठंडा तो है न ?”

  • Only brain is works more…if U use it more.

  • People said to follow your Dreams so i went back to BED.

  • People say everything happens for a Reason. So when I punch U in the Face, Remember I have a reason. 😉

  • Sharab और मेरा कई बार ब्रेकअप हो चुका है; पर कमबख्त हर बार मुझे मना लेती है।

  • I wake up when I can’t hold my PEE in any longer.

  • Rules are made to be break.

  • Save Water, Drink Beer!

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