Cool Whatsapp Status in Hindi English:
Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.
A good laugh and long sleep are 2 best cures for anything
I am not your type. I’m not inflatable.
“Dream” as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one…
I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs …
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off…
There are three sides to an argument ….my side ,your side and the right side.
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
I have no time to hate people,…who hate me…because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me….
In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It’s Because Mom Knows What Love Is,… And Dad Knows What Boys Are….
WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!….
So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach..
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money…
Mistakes are proof that you are trying..
Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.
IF LIFE IS NOT SMILING AT YOU, GIVE IT A GOOD TICKLING.
Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U…
If people are talking behind your back, Be Happy that U R The one in front…
If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.
No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!
Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others
Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if u do so, u are insulting yourself…
Hey there Whatsapp is using me…
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker…!
Train your mind to see good in everything…
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..!!
Save water & drink beer…cool..
Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them.!!
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
When I was born. Devil said,”Oh Shit! Competition!!!”
Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
Every problem comes with some solution. …..If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
The only way to do great work is to love what u do.
We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,,
I’m not failed… my success is just postponed.
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete…!!
I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you
#People with status don’t need status.. #
After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)
Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!!
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Sunday, please fix it !
In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.
The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,,
Your looks don’t make u Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful.
BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don’t have.
Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!
I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..
YU CAN’T BURN ME.
I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?
He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool
IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.
Time is precious waste it wisely.##
I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
“Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back.”